Does anyone even read "Event Summaries" (or whatever you want to call those things) anymore? I don't, and neither should you. Its the same shit on every website and even the people writing those things know it. But, I know our fans are different. Our fans aren't entertained with these write ups that follow the same guideline as a terrible amateur porn video (you know what I mean, a shitty video camera aiming right at the dude's ass...which makes the preview photo suspect since you can't tell what the girl looks like).